Posted 24 minutes ago


Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Posted 5 hours ago
Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

(Source: slutsandsinners)

Posted 7 hours ago
Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?
Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

(Source: misterracoon)

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straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.





straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

Posted 14 hours ago


"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"


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(Source: fuks)

Posted 18 hours ago

"Losing trust in someone is a lot like chopping down a tree at its base; it’ll grow back, but never as completely as it did before." - Haley Hendrick

(Source: s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d)

Posted 18 hours ago
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous asked


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


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No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re trying to set us free

Posted 1 day ago



sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one. 

thoughts like this keep me up at night. 

I have no memory of ever posting this

Posted 1 day ago


instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears